deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

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Dang. I haven’t been on tumblr in forever. I made a new blog a while back, but also haven’t been on there in forever. My phone just doesn’t have the room for the app.
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Any followers still here?

goatmeats:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

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nadinefadlallah:

3 Killed In Shooting Near University Of North Carolina At Chapel Hill
The three victims were reportedly identified as Deah Shaddy Barakat, 23, Yusor Mohammad, 21, and Razan Mohammad Abu-Salha, 19.

American media didn’t consider giving a decent report about them simply because they aren’t Charlie Hebdo.

Once more TERRORISM HAS NO RELIGION!

REBLOG SO THE WHOLE WORLD COULD KNOW!!!

#CHAPELHILLSHOOTING

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team-t-and-a:

youtube-feels:

OH MY GOD GUYS
I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS “SUCK MY ASS” WITH THE MOST SERIOUS LOOK I CANT

THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT

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gelatins:

2012: nerd
2015: still a nerd but I dyed my hair

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yveltal:

UMMM GO AWF LORDE! I DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD THIS IN HER!

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plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

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masturgr8:

My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is” and she goes “you just wait till you see American sniper. Then you’ll change your tune. You just wait” and if that’s not what the outcome of racist propaganda is then I don’t know what is

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justice4mikebrown:

February 9

Protesters write messages in chalk on the Ferguson PD lot. 7 people were arrested and reportedly charged with “destruction of property”.

(Pictures taken from these tweets: 1, 2, 3)

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niveaserrao:

This literally can’t get any cuter. 

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victini:

am i glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here

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